SpongeBob babysits Sandy’s nieces, Macadamia, Hazelnut, and Pistachio, and takes them around Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob and Patrick are paranoid after watching a horror movie. Their screaming keeps Squidward awake, and he dresses up as the villain of the movie to scare them.

Boat Smarts: Watch an instructional video on the best (and worst) boating techniques as demonstrated by Squidward and SpongeBob.

Money Talks: Mr. Krabs makes a wish that he could talk to money. When his wish is magically granted, Mr. Krabs learns (to his horror) what all of his dollars, pennies and quarters have been longing for: they want Mr. Krabs to spend them.

Shanghaied: An anchor gets lodged into Squidward’s window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It’s The Flying Dutchman’s ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he’s so annoying. SpongeBob […]

Squid Wood: Rejected yet again by Squidward, SpongeBob decides that if he can’t hang with the real Squidward, he’ll make his own. So SpongeBob builds a ventriloquist dummy modeled after his favorite neighbor. At first Squidward is pleased that SpongeBob is distracted by this mini Squidward. But eventually everyone in town wants to spend time […]

Madam Hagfish puts a hex on the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob and Patrick search for a legendary drain on the ocean floor.