SpongeBob and Patrick buy life insurance, and believe that it means they cannot get injured. A series of lucky coincidences convinces Squidward as well. When Mr. Krabs explains what life insurance really means, SpongeBob and Patrick try to tell Squidward as he attempts a dangerous obstacle course.

When Squidward requires Mr. Krabs to give him extra space for his clarinet, he is forced to share a locker with Spongebob. But, his paranoia drives him “literally” crazy.

Sandy takes SpongeBob, Pearl, and a nerdy squid named Squidina on a trip to the moon. While delivering food, Squidward arrives right as their rocket takes off, and is taken to the moon as well. The group meets Santa Claus while searching for intelligent life.

Idiot Box: When a large screen TV is delivered to SpongeBob and Patrick, they throw the TV out and keep the box. Squidward thinks they are idiots and asks to keep the TV. They say sure. As Squidward is watching his new TV though, he keeps hearing noises from inside the box. He keeps going […]

SpongeBob struggles to part with some items because of the memories they evoke.