After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy.

Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.

A game of “Catch” results in Cow and her cousin, Boneless Chicken getting stuck on the roof of their house.

After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Evil Chicken soon runs rampant and it becomes up to Cow and Chicken to stop him and clear Chicken’s name.

Cow has started taking up ballet, but due to her weight, she brings the house down (literally). Fortunately, she finds someone to help her find fame, in the form of homewrecker Mr. Slacksoff (the Red Guy).

Chicken’s wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.

Cow, Chicken and their cousin Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (the Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a tug o’ war contest.

Cow and Chicken’s house is invaded by a gang of female lesbian bikers who like to literally chew on carpet and invite Cow into a game of softball.

The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it “unless he was the last man on Earth”. He attempts to lure the entire world’s population (excluding Cow) into a free […]

In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow).

Chicken hates taking a bath, so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom, and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet, and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath.

Unlike Cow, Chicken cannot whistle, and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (the Red Guy).

Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden, and it soon follows a story in the style of Jack and the Beanstalk.

After the girls beat the boys in a game of “Girls Chase Boys”, Chicken is tormented by the claim that he is in love with a girl named Winey. This leads to Chicken having an anxiety attack over suffering from her “cooties”.

While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow’s visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying.

Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced’s (the Red Guy’s) new movie, “Pretty Little Girl”.

Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie’s jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away.

Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory, but the entire city thinks that the comet is real.

After making a small mess, Cow and Chicken are sent to a military school, then to sensitivity training (both run by the Red Guy).