While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken is accidentally swallowed by Cow. Mom and Dad take her to a doctor (the Red Guy), and they must get Chicken back out before he journeys through all four of Cow’s stomachs.

Chicken tries to earn extra money by mowing the lawn of Mr. Devlin (the Red Guy).

Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they’ve had together, even with help from the Red Guy.

Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow’s udder disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.

Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy).

Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.

Cow adopts an invisible dog as a pet.

Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sackless (the Red Guy).

Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.

The family have a new pet in the form of a wild jackal named Ed.

Cow and Chicken are given inhumane braces by an “orthodontic police officer” (the Red Guy). They soon learn that they’re not the only ones.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen.

Cow gets a part time job at a milk farm in order for her to get a Crabs the Warthog doll. When Chicken tries to apply for a part time job, he soon ends up in danger.

Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (the Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.

The Red Guy teaches Cow and Chicken piano lessons in the hopes that they perform well to a sell-out audience.

Capt. Butz Pirate (the Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates.

Realizing that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realize that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a […]

In an unsuccessful attempt to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to teach them proper education.

A butler named Hiney (the Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.

Chicken and Flem help their regular bully, Butch, after he is outshined by a meaner, stronger bully.

Dad cannot get along with his new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.

Chicken, Flem and Earl are trained by action figure, Sergeant Weenie Arms, to become weenie marines like him.

Cow and Chicken’s cousin, Snail Boy is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing.

Cow and Chicken’s anarchic cousin, Sow, comes over for a visit. When she comes over to school, Cow ends up taking the blame for Sow’s misguided actions.