When Johnny takes Bunny’s hot rod, Carl convinces him to enter an auto race, where Carl controls it by a joystick. When the joystick short-circuits, Johnny is left to drive on his own.

Johnny gives his mother smushweed (which she is allergic to), and Johnny has to take over Bunny’s duties as den mother to Suzy’s troop.

Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache, but he tries to escape.

Johnny pays a visit to Pamplona to watch the running of the bulls, but he ends up in a bullfight of his own.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny’s TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

Johnny goes home from the grocery store with a look-alike of his mother.

Johnny and Bunny spend a day at a dude ranch where Johnny attempts to train a horse named Diablo to win a woman’s heart.

Johnny is mistaken for a karate expert, and agrees to help a “South of the border” town defeat an evil Mexican thief.

Johnny plays lifeguard in hopes to attract chicks.

When a chipmunk falls in Johnny’s shirt during a karate match and ends up leveling everyone, his master’s rival is so impressed he kidnaps Johnny until he will teach him his move.

After being the butt of everyone’s April Fool’s jokes (including Suzy’s class), Johnny thinks of a way to get revenge on their teacher, but when he does, it is not April Fool’s anymore, and the teacher beats him up.

After being swept over a waterfall, Johnny and Carl come across hot native chicks.

Johnny meets a mad scientist who has made the perfect female monster, and she and Johnny are on the run from an angry mob.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she would think differently of Johnny if he would help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it is driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Johnny is on the run when the police believe he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bakery sale.

While applying for dodgeball camp, Johnny accidentally signs up for the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergeant Trixie.

Johnny bumps into a starship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There Johnny wages war against Kharlok, the evil alien captain.

Johnny orders a seemingly complex work-out device over the phone, which turns out to be a rusty, worn-out shovel.

Johnny’s childhood nemesis, Stinky Brownstein, moves back to town. She is now very beautiful and actually interested in him, but he is unable to see past the memories of all the practical jokes she played on him when they were children.

A beautiful vampire named Lois (Alison LaPlaca) decides to use Johnny to make Woody, her current boyfriend, jealous.

Johnny follows a hot girl dressed as a princess to a renaissance carnival. He believes that he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He attempts to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge, only to ruin all of the events at the carnival by accident.

Johnny freaks out when he awakens with a gray hair.

When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is given the duty of mayor.